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Will my Apple Watch recognize my jerking off as an exercise?

This article discusses whether the Apple Watch will count masturbation as exercise. The author explains that the Apple Watch can detect movement, but it does not detect masturbation specifically. It does, however, measure heart rate, which will increase during masturbation. The author also points out that the Apple Watch does not recognize any activity as exercise unless it is done for a certain amount of time. The article concludes by suggesting that the best way to measure masturbation as an exercise is to use a calorie counter app.